Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

As for me, I did *not* refuse to pick out all of the sticker burrs from Georgie’s fur last week after he and Kaylee escaped the backyard. Not me. I would *never* just take my fluffy puppy to the groomers and tell them to shave him to spare myself hours of sticker burr duty.

And now, the poor dog does *not* look like a cross between a baby fawn (with his super skinny long legs) and a hyena (with his satellite ears that are way too big for his little bitty head). Poor little man. I’m planning a blog post to show off his new ‘do.

I also have *not* made my poor husband hole up with me at my parents’ house for the last week. Not me. I would *never* insist that we stay here so I don’t have to be alone every, single day while he works ridiculous amounts of overtime.

And I did *not* talk my mom and sister-in-law into attending the Twilight Trilogy screening on Tuesday night. Not me. I would *never* want to spend seven hours watching Edward Cullen and wishing I was Bella Swan. Oh James, why don’t you sparkle in the sun??

Finally, I did *not* cook and bake every day last week using the excuse that I needed things to post on the blog. Not me. I have a lot more restraint than that. Although, you probably won’t have much restraint when you try the chocolate chip cookie recipe I’m going to post in the next few days. Can you say yummy?

Sorry for the photoless post today, y’all. But honestly, my feet are so sore from standing and cooking and baking and I’m too lazy to try to figure out a photo for this post.

Hope everyone has a great Monday!

Happy Not Me!