Not Me Monday

Well, folks, it’s been another eventful week. Let’s talk about some of the things that I — being a dedicated, wonderful and diligent wife and employee — did *not* do.

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I was so *drained* after last week — work was brutal. On Friday, I didn’t get home until 7:30 p.m. and I totally did *not* walk in the door, sit down on the couch, and refuse to check my e-mail. Nope, not me. I  make sure to check my e-mail every morning, afternoon and evening so I *never* miss a question from a customer. I’m good like that.

Then, on Saturday, when The Nerd offered to take me to see Leap Year, I totally did *not* leave the house in blue jeans, Uggs and a T-shirt that was massively large on me. Nope. Not me. I care about my appearance. I would *never* go to the movies with no makeup and my hair in a pony tail.

And Sunday, I totally did *not* finally take down the Christmas tree. I’m a domestic goddess and had the… umm… tree… umm… *totally* taken down before New Year’s. Nope, I didn’t take it down on Sunday. That would be crazy.

And right now, after spending the last four hours on the computer answering all the e-mails that I *didn’t* neglect on Friday, I’m totally *not* writing this post, even though it feels like my eyeballs are about to explode. Isn’t that a great visual?

Oh yeah, one more thing: I’m totally *not* about to make a blogging faux paux by posting with no pictures.

Forgive me. It’s Not Me Monday.